January 2012
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Last night, I got home from the art show, and I was pretty exhausted, but I didn’t really want to go to bed. So I just sort of curled up and decided to play Sims. But then I fell asleep while it took forever to load.
When I woke up, my sim was almost dead.
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I'm done preparing for my art show
Everything’s all set up and shit, so now I have to sit around and watch people look at my shit all critically. Also, my feet hurt. A lot.
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Anonymous asked: Eh, i'm pretty busy right now so i probably wouldn't have the time to come and murder you but i guess it's always best to err on the side of caution.
I was going to post the bitchin business cards I made for my ~art show~ tomorrow but then I realized there’s enough information on them for you guys to track me down and murder me so that’s probably not a good idea.
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WatchShit Liz Lemon Says!
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I tried to explain to my mother that virginity is not a “gift” and that I resent the idea that it’s something to “give” to someone that’s ~special and shit and that it’s the same for everyone and she just got mad at me
“BUT IT MATTERS TO THE BOY YOU GIVE IT TO”
“I don’t give a fuck!”
“YOU SHOULD IT’S A GIFT AND...
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“We met on a plane going to Comic-Con. You know when you meet someone and it’s...”
– Charlize Theron about meeting Kristen (via sordinos)
Anonymous asked: Why aren't more people pissed that Drive got zero recognition? I know there's Albert Brooks outrage but that film as a whole deserved recognition especially when you look at some of the stuff that actually did get nominated.
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Born To Die is so good I’m probably gonna buy it when it actually drops.
Anonymous asked: are you a lesbiam? jw
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awkwardshoulders asked: That really awkward moment when the Oscars can't really pass the Bechdel test. But I was excited for Melissa McCarthy!
closing thoughts:
bobbymilk:
pulling for every member of the ‘best actress’ category.
i know she won’t win but ROONEY.
i’m not even going to acknowledge Clooney and Pitt.
leave.
Gary Oldman and Jean Dujardin 4 everything (literally)
Oh Academy, trying to hard to throw in a Spielberg and Hanks film because it’s practically the Oscar~ law. They really hit the jackpot when they’re in one together.
HUGO FOR...
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Sorry for my rage.
I just have a lot of feelings.
Anonymous asked: what did you think of last years nominations like the black swan,the fighter,inception...I think natalie deserved to win
Anonymous asked: who do you think will win each category ?
Anonymous asked: Do you think The Help deserves any awards?
That being said,
I’m thrilled for Jessica Chastain, Rooney Mara, Kristen Wiig, Melissa McCarthy, and Midnight in Paris. It wasn’t all bad.
Anonymous asked: and the tears stream down my face at your reaction to the Academy Award Nominations.
Academy Award Nominee Jonah Hill
this is actually a thing that we’re doing then.
okay.
84th Academy Awards Nominations Announced « the... →
oldfilmsflicker:
These are the categories they announced live, the rest will be added as soon as they’re released.
Best Picture: The Artist The Descendants Extremely Loud and Incredibly Close The Help Hugo Midnight in Paris Moneyball The Tree of Life War Horse
Best Director: Michel Hazanavicius – The Artist Alexander Payne – The Descendants Martin Scorsese – Hugo Woody Allen – Midnight in...
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milasweetcunt replied to your post: They didn’t nominate Michael Fassbender. THEY…
IT’S THE ACADEMY. they’re stupid and won’t nominate him for that
I KNOW
BUT IT’S JUST
BLASPHEMY.
They didn’t nominate Michael Fassbender.
THEY NOMINATED FUCKING GEORGE FUCKING CLOONEY FOR THAT BULLSHIT LIFETIME MOVIE
AND THEY DIDN’T FUCKING NOMINATE
MICHAEL FUCKING FASSBENDER?
IS THIS A JOKE?
AM I BEING PUNKD?
WHERE’S ASHTON?
sitting in writer’s craft waiting to watch the academy award nominations
productivity is up 50%
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my mom tried to empty mimerz's anal glands today
so she searched “DIY ANAL GLANDS” on youtube
just
oh my god.
“DIY”
she used KY to lube up her gloved hand and poked her finger in Mimerz’s butt
and then she was like
“Mimerz for such a fat dog you sure do have one tiny asshole”
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“The other motif that keeps popping up is, well, Michael Fassbender’s penis,...”
– Newsweek’s 2012 Oscar Roundtable (Michael Fassbender, Charlize Theron, Christopher Plummer, Tilda Swinton, George Clooney, Viola Davis and Uggie the dog) [x]
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