February 2010
The only reason Wheelchair Jimmy is a big rap star...
Is because he got shot.
Shot in the back=big pimpin.
Jamie Foxx wants Wheelchair Jimmy's dick.
Then again, he probably already had it.
JIMMY!
IT’S A MIRACLE.
Whenever I see "Drake"...
I yell something along the lines of, “SIT THE FUCK DOWN, WHEELCHAIR JIMMY” or “It’s a miracle! He can walk again!”
HOLLIE
Are you here?!
Get on msn you whore.
What if Michael Jackson, 2Pac, and Biggie all...
pantstighterthanplastic:queeftown:meysell:(via lordquas)dirtyplasticsex:magicaltits:
AWW CHRIST
If they cry, I’m done for. These kids make me super sad.
Not only do I have a major headache right now...
this video is cheesy as FUCK.
Uh...
So, I don’t have any 3D glasses on me. Am I alone here?
How tall is Kristen Bell?
(via youareawake)
5’1
Not sure why I know that. I didn’t even have to google it.
BULLSHARK.
GAGA FOR THE WIN!
“How wonderful life is, now that Gaga’s in the world”
– Elton John (via coleypickles)
MY INNER GAY MAN
IS SOBBING WITH HAPPINESS.
GAGA
So fierce.
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January 2010
thisishowidisappear:
So I put up my , they’re playin my the fly away. I’m like yeah, movin my like yeah.
“Sometimes life is grim and you can’t lie, but also, there is a message of the...”
– Kristen Stewart
Atheism is a non-prophet organization.
ilybromontana:
There was once a cross-eyed teacher who couldn’t control his pupils.
Pencils could be made with erasers at both ends, but what would be the point?
Two peanuts were walking in a tough neighborhood and one of them was a-salted.
What did the grape say when it got stepped on? Nothing - but it let out a little whine.
A prisoner’s favorite punctuation mark is the period. It marks...
missbuteurxo:
Rock Show - Blink 182
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missbuteurxo:
Wow. People really don’t like me for no apparent reason. I can only assume that all this hate mail started because two girls really has an issue with me. Oh well. On a better note, I almost have 50 followers :D So excited and it’s good to know that other people (most of my followers are girl, surprisingly) like to look at pretty naked women! xo.
Wow! I thought you’d have...
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Demand for a world wide release of Welcome to the... →
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creepypasta
A couple months ago my friend’s cousin (a single mother) had gotten a new cellphone. After a long day of work, she placed her phone down on the counter and started watching T.V. when her son came to her and asked if he could play with her new phone. She told him to not call anyone or mess with text messages and he agreed to do so. At around 11:20p.m. when she was getting tired, she decided...
Common sense reasons gay people are NOT going to...
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justjasper:
If everyone in the world was gay, the human race would end! Therefore it must be unnatural and wrong! There are countless cases of homosexual behaviour in non-human species of mammals. JFGI. And if by some epic gay death ray, everyone in the world became gay, the human race would adapt, not die out. Being gay does not kill your instincts or wants to reproduce, and with...
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