December 2011
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Dec 31st
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I’m scared that I’m going to end up spending my New Years Eve watching Invasion of the Bodysnatchers I want to do something normal goddamnit Someone invite me to something so that I can wear my new dress and shoes okay?
Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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Dec 31st
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I had this really embarrassing moment the other day when my mom, cousin and I were just discussing which movie to rent and it was casual and normal until they mentioned The Debt and I was reminded that Sam Worthington exists and I was taken over by an insane spirit that began to rage about the male equivalent of Blake Lively who has managed to star in a million of the biggest movies around and yet...
Dec 31st
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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ListenWhisper - A Fine Frenzy
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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“You’re so lucky. Your boobs are the perfect size. Your boobs looked great...”
– My mother is very enthusiastic about my boobs.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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It’s that time of night when every laugh starts out well but ends in a dry sob.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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it’s kind of hard to sit there and yell “FUCK YOU LEAVE GET OUT YOU FUCKING ASSHOLE WHY IS YOUR FACE LIKE THAT I HATE YOU” when you’re the one who searched for pictures of them in the first place
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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rural-juror: Is it weird that I think Steve Buscemi could get it? I think our vaginas are n’sync.
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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I'm embarrassed by the things Hollie and I talk...
Me: oh my god are you sitting beside mark right now on your bed doing side by side tumblr stuff
Hollie: no omg hes wathcing american psycho im rubbing my NECK
Hollie: we shoyld all do soemtnuthgin
Hollie: but idk what
Me: lets go on a double date I'll bring a picture of jeff goldblum
Me: it'll be a gas
Hollie: a gas omg
Me: why does he play the piano in every single movie
Me: this is not a complaint btw
Me: he's wearing a blue glittery jacket in this movie and I think I like it
Me: do I want more egg salad
Hollie: its like totally healthy
Me: oh yah
Me: but I dont want to put on pants
Me: I have hummus in my diet coke fridge
Hollie: im entertaining the thought of avocado and sriracha sauce on top of egg salad
Me: that sounds pretty wonderful
Hollie: feed me
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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No one can actually explain why Jeff Goldblum is so attractive. I told my mom that I watched The Fly and she said, “Oh. Jeff Goldblum. Yeah… I really… Yeah.” And I looked at her and said, “Yes. I understand.” We had one of those bonding moments. I think I’m going to write some sort of paper on what makes him so hot. I’m so fascinated by the fact...
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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why would you screencap someone else’s post and credit yourself as the source this has never happened to me but when I see screencapped posts with like 12000 notes I get so confused
Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 30th
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Dec 29th
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