my mom tried to empty mimerz’s anal glands today

so she searched “DIY ANAL GLANDS” on youtube

just

oh my god.

“DIY”

she used KY to lube up her gloved hand and poked her finger in Mimerz’s butt

and then she was like

“Mimerz for such a fat dog you sure do have one tiny asshole”

#it's true  #and her vagina is nonexistent  #like you cannot see it  #to find her vagina you have to go on a quest  #Mimerz  
1 month ago on January 23, 2012 at 11:36pm
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    KJKCBKBVB; Can this blog be anymore perfect NO. No, it can’t.
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    god I can’t breathe
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  11. ametaphor said: Mimerz face in the reaction pic is a little too seductive.
  12. thirteenknives said: jebus, TMI!
  13. melociraptor said: cannot handle the swag of this dog
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